So it's come to this. Hollywood has reached such dire straits that they're now remaking films from the nineties? Jesus Christ. There are a great many movies out there I would toss on the ol remake wagon, but come on, TOTAL RECALL? This was one of Arnie's best, and not just his best, one of the genre's best as well. It had everything you could possibly want in an action flick. And who in the hell is gonna fill Arnie's shoes? Sigh. Getting the rights and making a sequel would be one thing, but the idea of a remake just makes my dick ache.
I even hear they're looking to remake THE NEVERENDING STORY as well. Nothing spells "money" like the scene when Atreyu finds G'mork and says it's him he's been looking for and to shut up and bring it.
Oh, and just in case they decide to completely screw up the new TOTAL RECALL, (which I have a funny feeling they will) I decided to throw you all a pic of the chick with the infamous extra boobie. Why? Because I fear her legendary cleavage may not make the cut. What a shame.
My Two Cents: "So honestly, would YOU ever take a Recall Vacation?"